Kyros: Shit hit the fan. Check up on Sparrow when you get back. Meeting, going DND.
[9:55 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: what. what happened.
Mirza: is sparrow ok
[9:55 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: im not getting back till tomorrow wtf is going on (edited)
plum — 07/10/2019 9:56 PM
Vic: ill be back at like 7 prob
[9:57 PM]
Vic: on a level of 1 to 911 how bad is it
peach — 07/10/2019 9:58 PM
Pari THE GREAT: idk kyros wont respond
Mirza: probably pretty bad if he texted about it
Pari THE GREAT: is she dead
Pari THE GREAT: hello
Pari THE GREAT: kyros
Pari THE GREAT: im not even kidding is she dead
plum — 07/10/2019 9:59 PM
Vic: HELLO?
[9:59 PM]
Vic: you cant just text something like that and not elaborate
[9:59 PM]
Vic: fucker
peach — 07/10/2019 9:59 PM
Mirza: u forget this is the guy that texted us that tasia almost got assassinated and then disappeared for 5 hrs
plum — 07/10/2019 9:59 PM
Feo: I called her but she didn't answer
peach — 07/10/2019 10:00 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ok wtf am i supposed to get on a plane or?? im in FRANCE dude
plum — 07/10/2019 10:00 PM
Vic: fair but that wasnt okay either HELLO
peach — 07/10/2019 10:00 PM
Pari THE GREAT: is anyone like at the palace right now??? where are u guys
Mirza: im right next to you
Pari THE GREAT: ok thanks mirza very helpful dude
plum — 07/10/2019 10:00 PM
Feo: Is there anyone home that could check on her?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:01 PM
Pari THE GREAT: jinx
plum — 07/10/2019 10:01 PM
Vic: on a bus :\
peach — 07/10/2019 10:01 PM
Mirza: Feo where are u
plum — 07/10/2019 10:01 PM
Feo: I literally can't think of anyone
[10:01 PM]
Feo: I'm at my uncle's place I mean
[10:01 PM]
Feo: I could get there in maybe a half hour
[10:01 PM]
Vic: are you busy?? you should go dude tell them its important
peach — 07/10/2019 10:01 PM
Pari THE GREAT: do u have a car?? or someone to drive??
[10:02 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: take ur uncles with u too lets get them to beat someone up
plum — 07/10/2019 10:02 PM
Feo: What about Rommer does anyone have his #?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:02 PM
Pari THE GREAT: thats what shit hit the fan meant right?? sparrow's mad? is it simona? ive always wanted to take that mf down
plum — 07/10/2019 10:02 PM
Vic: the scary dude??
peach — 07/10/2019 10:02 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ya why rommer
[10:02 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: dudes ripped guess he could beat someone up for us
plum — 07/10/2019 10:02 PM
Feo: Idk they're close
[10:03 PM]
Feo: There's no one else
peach — 07/10/2019 10:03 PM
Pari THE GREAT: wat really. since when??????
[10:03 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: sparrows been sitting in on kyros's training sessions and stealing k's trainer huh (edited)
[10:03 PM]
Mirza: pari not the time
[10:03 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: right ok anyways ya the only person i know who has it is MF KYROS WAKE UP DUDE
plum — 07/10/2019 10:06 PM
Feo: Sorry had to brb for a sec
[10:06 PM]
Feo: I'll see if my parents have it. I mean, they should
[10:07 PM]
Vic: also what meeting is so important you can't take 2 seconds more to explain
peach — 07/10/2019 10:07 PM
Mirza: ok but is there anyone else who can go right now?
Pari THE GREAT: god i don't have any staff numbers they're always just there
plum — 07/10/2019 10:07 PM
Vic: last time I checked we weren't at war or something hello
peach — 07/10/2019 10:07 PM
Pari THE GREAT: can we not just like ask tasia to check up on her???
plum — 07/10/2019 10:08 PM
Vic: nah she n my mom n simona have been locked up all week dude she gone
peach — 07/10/2019 10:09 PM
Pari THE GREAT: o right i forgot the only person worse than k is TASIA
Mirza: what about uh the chef guy
Mirza: gramsey
plum — 07/10/2019 10:10 PM
Vic: bitch u really think we have GRAMSEYS number??
[10:11 PM]
Feo: My mom has Rommer's number um
peach — 07/10/2019 10:11 PM
Mirza: okay fair point
plum — 07/10/2019 10:11 PM
Feo: Does... someone wanna call
peach — 07/10/2019 10:11 PM
Pari THE GREAT: lol not me he scary
Mirza: i don't think he'd want to pick up an international call anyways
plum — 07/10/2019 10:11 PM
Feo: I've literally never spoken to the man
[10:11 PM]
Feo: Please
[10:12 PM]
Vic: man up dude
[10:12 PM]
Vic: big boy pants bruh
peach — 07/10/2019 10:12 PM
Mirza: good luck
Pari THE GREAT: u'll b fine
plum — 07/10/2019 10:12 PM
Feo: Shut up
[10:12 PM]
Feo: What should I say??
peach — 07/10/2019 10:12 PM
Pari THE GREAT: doesn't he have like TEN KIDS he should be kinda nice at least right
[10:12 PM]
Mirza: and he's married to that lady
Pari THE GREAT: o ya
plum — 07/10/2019 10:12 PM
Feo: Hi we got a very cryptic text can you see if Sparrow is alive?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ya
plum — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Vic: i mean basically yea dude
[10:13 PM]
Feo: Will he even know who I am???
peach — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Pari THE GREAT: literally just tell him we're worried about sparrow, can he check up on her?
plum — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Vic: dude youre overthinking this
peach — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Mirza: say you're a friend
plum — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Feo: You don't think Sparrow will get mad we called him, right?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:13 PM
Pari THE GREAT: uh
Pari THE GREAT: does it matter???
[10:13 PM]
Mirza: she definitely will
plum — 07/10/2019 10:14 PM
Feo: Doesn't it??
[10:14 PM]
Vic: i dont think she can blame us dude
[10:14 PM]
Vic: that text was "we need to talk" level bad
peach — 07/10/2019 10:14 PM
Mirza: I mean to be fair, all we know is that kyros said shit hit the fan
[10:14 PM]
Mirza: what if she like
Mirza: stubbed her toe or something
Pari THE GREAT: k would not send that text if she STUBBED HER TOE dummy
plum — 07/10/2019 10:15 PM
Vic: yeah we can barely get him to text back about important stuff
[10:15 PM]
Vic: it's clearly Something
peach — 07/10/2019 10:16 PM
Mirza: ok what if she's just having like a bad day and needs like chocolate idk
Pari THE GREAT: then rommer can bring her chocolate
Mirza: ok ok fine i'm just saying she'll probably get mad but we're gonna have to just deal with it
Pari THE GREAT: sparrow's an easy mad. itll be fine
[10:16 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: feo hows it goin
July 12, 2019
peach — 07/12/2019 12:36 AM
Pari THE GREAT: kyros check ur messages
plum — 07/12/2019 12:37 AM
Vic: he wont see this hes ignoring us
peach — 07/12/2019 12:37 AM
Pari THE GREAT: fine ill just blow up his phone
peach — 07/12/2019 11:20 PM
Pari THE GREAT: IT WAS AN ACTUAL QUESTION U FUCKERS
[Vic created the group chat.]
[Vic added Pari THE GREAT, Feo, and Mirza.]
[10:16 PM]
Vic: ok guys (edited)
[10:16 PM]
Vic: taking bets rn
[10:17 PM]
Vic: on whether it was sol
peach — 07/10/2019 10:17 PM
Pari THE GREAT: what?
Mirza: 10k leu
plum — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Vic: ok not actual bets im not loaded
peach — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Mirza: shit i would have won that
plum — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Vic: it has to be though dude
peach — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Pari THE GREAT: hang on hang on why???
plum — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Vic: ugh pari are you kidding me
peach — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ??????????????
plum — 07/10/2019 10:18 PM
Vic: i forgot ur still a sol sympathizer
peach — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Pari THE GREAT: what r u talkin abt
plum — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Vic: she HATES sparrows guts dude
peach — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Pari THE GREAT: what r u TALKING ABOUT
plum — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Vic: like HATES her
[10:19 PM]
Vic: have you never noticed
peach — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Pari THE GREAT: no way!!! she doesn ot
plum — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Vic: she absolutely does
peach — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Pari THE GREAT: that makes literally no sense
plum — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Vic: someone back me up here
peach — 07/10/2019 10:19 PM
Pari THE GREAT: she was with sparrow when we all hung out together and she was fine
[10:19 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: like she's so into kyros she doesn't even notice the rest of us lol
[10:19 PM]
Mirza: uh
[10:20 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: wait wait wait why would u say that like what?????????????? this is the first time im hearing abt it
[10:20 PM]
Mirza: uhhh
plum — 07/10/2019 10:20 PM
Vic: no offense pari but
[10:20 PM]
Vic: u been livin under a rock
[10:21 PM]
Vic: feo dude back me up
peach — 07/10/2019 10:22 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i have not!!!! sparrow totally woulda told me
[10:22 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: if sol hated her
[10:22 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: which she doesnt
plum — 07/10/2019 10:22 PM
Vic: u wouldnt have believed her
[10:22 PM]
Vic: she tried before (:
peach — 07/10/2019 10:22 PM
Pari THE GREAT: like ya shes weird abt not-nobility but
[10:22 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: what
[10:22 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: when??????????
plum — 07/10/2019 10:23 PM
Vic: bonfire?? like granted it wasnt abt sol specifically then but its the same thing
[10:23 PM]
Vic: ever since she got here u guys have been kinda
[10:23 PM]
Vic: how do i put this
[10:23 PM]
Vic: royal pains in the ass
peach — 07/10/2019 10:23 PM
Pari THE GREAT: what r u talking abt the bonfire was u guys ganging up on me for being a bad friend (which i still disagree with but w/e)
[10:23 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: WHAT
[10:23 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: EXCUSE ME
plum — 07/10/2019 10:23 PM
Feo: I was on the phone I just hung up can we PLEASE not do this Vic
peach — 07/10/2019 10:23 PM
Pari THE GREAT: WHAT THE FUCK DO U MEAN
plum — 07/10/2019 10:24 PM
Vic: correct me if im wrong feo i know you wont
peach — 07/10/2019 10:24 PM
Pari THE GREAT: IM ALWAYS AROUND U GUYS
plum — 07/10/2019 10:24 PM
Vic: youre not that bad okay
peach — 07/10/2019 10:24 PM
Pari THE GREAT: we have had this convo A MILLION TIMES
plum — 07/10/2019 10:24 PM
Vic: but kyros has changed so much you cant tell me you havent noticed
[10:24 PM]
Feo: No
[10:24 PM]
Feo: No
[10:24 PM]
Feo: No
[10:24 PM]
Feo: No
peach — 07/10/2019 10:24 PM
Pari THE GREAT: kyros is under TONS of stress he has to be a good leader and stuff
plum — 07/10/2019 10:25 PM
Feo: We are not having this argument right now this isn't about that
peach — 07/10/2019 10:25 PM
Pari THE GREAT: u cant blame him hes literally doin what he can for this COUNTRY
[10:25 PM]
Mirza: hey feo what did rommer say
[10:25 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: kyros is the way he is bc he has so much SHIT to deal with and u guys dumping ur hurt feelings on him is SO not helpign
plum — 07/10/2019 10:25 PM
Feo: He was at his kid's house but he's going home
peach — 07/10/2019 10:25 PM
Pari THE GREAT: he
[10:25 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: oh cool
plum — 07/10/2019 10:25 PM
Vic: HAA
peach — 07/10/2019 10:25 PM
Pari THE GREAT: how long
plum — 07/10/2019 10:26 PM
Vic: look at how much i dont buy that
[10:26 PM]
Vic: this much ->
peach — 07/10/2019 10:26 PM
Pari THE GREAT: stfu vic
plum — 07/10/2019 10:26 PM
Feo: Like 10 minutes
peach — 07/10/2019 10:26 PM
Pari THE GREAT: u try having both ur parents assassinated and ur sister almost dying 5x n marrying some jackass u don't know shit abt
[10:26 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: n tell me u wouldnt be cranky
[10:26 PM]
Mirza: that's good
plum — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Vic: oh boo hoo sorry that the whole world bends to his will and everyones always forced to put up w his excuses
peach — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Pari THE GREAT: vic im srsly getting pissed w u
[10:27 PM]
Mirza: OKAY
[10:27 PM]
Mirza: ENOUGH
[10:27 PM]
Mirza: HELLO
plum — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Feo: Please can we not
peach — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Mirza: DUMB FUCKS
plum — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Vic: im literally not trying to start anything
peach — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Mirza: DO YOU REMEMBER
[10:27 PM]
Mirza: OUR FRIEND
[10:27 PM]
Mirza: SPARROW
plum — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Vic: IM LITERALLY JUST SAYING FACTS
peach — 07/10/2019 10:27 PM
Mirza: SHE IS NOT OK
[10:27 PM]
Mirza: WE R NOT TALKING ABOUT KYROS
[10:28 PM]
Mirza: DONT GIVE A SHIT ABT KYROS RIGHT NOW
plum — 07/10/2019 10:28 PM
Feo: Yeah this is about Sparrow not Kyros
peach — 07/10/2019 10:28 PM
Mirza: AND TIRED OF THIS ARGUMENT TOO SERIOUSLY JUST MOVE ON
plum — 07/10/2019 10:28 PM
Vic: all im saying is
peach — 07/10/2019 10:28 PM
Pari THE GREAT: look im defending k ok he's not here to stand up for himself
[10:28 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: and no one gets to talk abt him like that
[10:28 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: id do the same for u guys
[10:28 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: so dont even @ me
[10:28 PM]
Mirza: AGAIN
[10:28 PM]
Mirza: I DONT GIVE A SHIT CAN WE PLEASE
[10:29 PM]
Mirza: GET BACK TO THE SITUATION AT HAND
[10:29 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: fine
plum — 07/10/2019 10:29 PM
Vic: i appreciate that pari but i will @ u about defending sol
[10:29 PM]
Vic: u dont see how she is when ur not around
peach — 07/10/2019 10:29 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i still don't know what she apparently did that makes her so bad
[10:29 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: so TELL me
[10:29 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: bc she's perf fine and nice when shes around me
plum — 07/10/2019 10:29 PM
Vic: shes chewed out sparrow before for literally no reason
peach — 07/10/2019 10:29 PM
Pari THE GREAT: abt what???
plum — 07/10/2019 10:30 PM
Vic: i mean u know sparrow shes the most inoffensive person ever she would hurt a fly
peach — 07/10/2019 10:30 PM
Mirza: *wouldn't
plum — 07/10/2019 10:30 PM
Vic: about ''''distracting kyros'''' and abt how """peasants""" and royals cant be friend
peach — 07/10/2019 10:30 PM
Pari THE GREAT: no fking way
plum — 07/10/2019 10:30 PM
Vic: really nasty shit too like bringing her family and stuff
peach — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Pari THE GREAT: WHAT
plum — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Vic: yeah dude
peach — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Pari THE GREAT: no WAY
plum — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Vic: figured she wouldve told you
peach — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Pari THE GREAT: sparrow never told me this
[10:31 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: wtf
plum — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Feo: Vic this really doesn't involve you I feel like you should let Sparrow have this conversation and speak for herself
peach — 07/10/2019 10:31 PM
Pari THE GREAT: were any of u there???? did sparrow like ??? misunderstand her????
[10:31 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: thats so shitty theres no way
[10:31 PM]
Mirza: honestly yeah this is like not for us to talk about
plum — 07/10/2019 10:32 PM
Vic: sol has tunnel vision ok
peach — 07/10/2019 10:32 PM
Mirza: there's probably a reason sparrow hasn't brought it up
plum — 07/10/2019 10:32 PM
Vic: im sure shes perfectly nice to u and kyros and miz
[10:32 PM]
Vic: but she treats the rest of us like shit
[10:32 PM]
Feo: I also think that's a little bit of an exaggeration I mean
peach — 07/10/2019 10:32 PM
Mirza: honestly
[10:32 PM]
Mirza: I
[10:32 PM]
Mirza: am neutral
plum — 07/10/2019 10:32 PM
Feo: She's never targeted me and she's never really targeted you like she has Sparrow
peach — 07/10/2019 10:32 PM
Mirza: ive never seen her be rude to anyone
[10:33 PM]
Mirza: but i've never seen her NOT be rude to anyone IDK
plum — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Vic: shes so condescending and dismissive to my face but go off
[10:33 PM]
Vic: ofc she targets sparrow the most bc she's a girl
peach — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Pari THE GREAT: vic why what does she say to u
plum — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Feo: What's that supposed to mean?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Pari THE GREAT: that's bs
plum — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Vic: shes JEALOUS dude
peach — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Pari THE GREAT: why wouldn't she be mean to me
[10:33 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: jealous????????????????????????????????????????????
plum — 07/10/2019 10:33 PM
Vic: bc ur k's cousin
[10:33 PM]
Vic: ur not a threat
peach — 07/10/2019 10:34 PM
Pari THE GREAT: sparrow is NOT A THREAT lmaoooo what
[10:34 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: that makes no sense
plum — 07/10/2019 10:34 PM
Vic: she thinks that tho
peach — 07/10/2019 10:34 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i mean like there's no way kyros would like
[10:34 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: i mean id kill him first
[10:34 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: that's so dumb
[10:34 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: no way
plum — 07/10/2019 10:35 PM
Vic: no way kyros would what
[10:35 PM]
Vic: i mean is there any other explanatino
peach — 07/10/2019 10:35 PM
Pari THE GREAT: look i love sparrow w all my heart but theres no way kyros would go for her
[10:35 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: shes our bff
[10:36 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: sol knows that
plum — 07/10/2019 10:36 PM
Vic: does she though
[10:36 PM]
Vic: i mean i know she wants to believe that
peach — 07/10/2019 10:36 PM
Pari THE GREAT: vic u sound like a nutjob
[10:37 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: sol is kyros's type
[10:37 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: not sparrow
plum — 07/10/2019 10:37 PM
Vic: but deep in her subconscience it still bothers her that kyros stands up for her so much when she isnt even a "royal"
peach — 07/10/2019 10:37 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i mean even sparrow knows that
[10:37 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: shes our bff!!!!
[10:37 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: of course he would
plum — 07/10/2019 10:37 PM
Vic: no ik i meant sol knowing that he wouldnt
peach — 07/10/2019 10:37 PM
Pari THE GREAT: like sol would for malliope
[10:37 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: ya i know im saying she totally understands like
[10:38 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: obviously she knows u guys are our friends
plum — 07/10/2019 10:38 PM
Vic: yea but malliope and sol isnt feasibly a thing that could happen
peach — 07/10/2019 10:38 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i mean that's awfully close minded of u vic
plum — 07/10/2019 10:38 PM
Vic: she knows and she doesnt like it she has made that clear
[10:38 PM]
Vic: listen have u SEEN k and sol together that girl is straight
peach — 07/10/2019 10:38 PM
Pari THE GREAT: sol literally has nothing to worry about sparrow would never tell kyros how she feels it would ruin the whole dynamic
[10:39 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: ok fair point bleh
plum — 07/10/2019 10:39 PM
Vic: what do u mean tell him how she feels
[10:39 PM]
Feo: Guys I think we should just stop (edited)
peach — 07/10/2019 10:39 PM
Mirza: what do you mean tell him how she feels
plum — 07/10/2019 10:39 PM
Feo: Pari STOP
peach — 07/10/2019 10:39 PM
Mirza: guys pari is right next to me
[10:39 PM]
Mirza: live updates
[10:39 PM]
Mirza: Pari just turned like
[10:39 PM]
Mirza: ghost white
plum — 07/10/2019 10:39 PM
Feo: Can we stop (edited)
[10:40 PM]
Vic: no what does she mean tell him how she feels
peach — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Mirza: don't worry vic i'm not letting this go
[10:40 PM]
Mirza: PARI
plum — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Feo: Mirza please
peach — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Mirza: she's right next to me she has to reply
plum — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Vic: yo yall are not being subtle at all
[10:40 PM]
Vic: sparrow has feelings for kyros?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Mirza: oh shit
plum — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Vic: that all that could mean right
peach — 07/10/2019 10:40 PM
Pari THE GREAT: FUCK I DID NOT TELL U
[10:41 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: FUCK FUCK FUCK
plum — 07/10/2019 10:41 PM
Feo: Idk why Pari isn't responding but she probably meant how she feels about SOl
peach — 07/10/2019 10:41 PM
Pari THE GREAT: OH SHIT THAT'S A GOOD ONE FEO
plum — 07/10/2019 10:41 PM
Vic: haha busted dude
[10:41 PM]
Vic: too late
peach — 07/10/2019 10:41 PM
Pari THE GREAT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:41 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: FUCK U VIC
[10:41 PM]
Mirza: ha ha i hate being out of the loop
plum — 07/10/2019 10:41 PM
Vic: :0)
peach — 07/10/2019 10:41 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ok BUT SERIOUSLY you CANNOT mention it EVER OKAY
[10:41 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: KYROS DOEAS NOT KNOW
plum — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Vic: something tells me its gonna be relevant real soon
peach — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Pari THE GREAT: NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW I FOUND OUT ON ACCIDENT BC SIMONA WAS BITICHING TO HER
plum — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Feo: God Pari
peach — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Pari THE GREAT: im SORRY OK
plum — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Feo: Listen I'm not mad but just stop talking
peach — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Pari THE GREAT: TO BE FAIR IVE KEPT IT SECRET FOR LIKE THREE YEARS
[10:42 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: ok im not saying anything else jesus fuck
plum — 07/10/2019 10:42 PM
Vic: YOU KNEW FOR THREE YEARS AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
peach — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Pari THE GREAT: SHE DIDNT WANT ME TO
plum — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Vic: ok ok respect
[10:43 PM]
Vic: damn tho
peach — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Pari THE GREAT: SHE KNOWS IT WOULD MESS EVERYTHING UP
[10:43 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: u think me keeping it secret for three years is amazing?? SHE KEPT IT SECRET FOR LIKE 12
plum — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Vic: does she still have feelings?? like has she talked abt it or is it a 3 years ago thing
peach — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Mirza: ok pari stop
plum — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Vic: theres no way its been that long
peach — 07/10/2019 10:43 PM
Pari THE GREAT: shit dude idk i try not to talk about sparro wbing in love with MY COUSIN
[10:44 PM]
Mirza: pari STOP
[10:44 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: ok ok ok im stopping
plum — 07/10/2019 10:44 PM
Vic: das fucked up ngl
peach — 07/10/2019 10:44 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ikr??!??!?!
[10:44 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: its so shitty i feel bad for her but also like omg god pls no
[10:44 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: shell be w fish dude its fine
plum — 07/10/2019 10:45 PM
Vic: she deserves better dont @ me
[10:45 PM]
Vic: dont get mad u know im right
peach — 07/10/2019 10:45 PM
Pari THE GREAT: KYROS IS AMAZING WTF r u talking abt
plum — 07/10/2019 10:45 PM
Vic: hes busy LITERALLY ALWAYS
peach — 07/10/2019 10:45 PM
Pari THE GREAT: look at how he treats sol. A. QUEEN
[10:45 PM]
Mirza: bringing us back to THE MAIN POINT
[10:46 PM]
Mirza: apparently sol hates sparrow
[10:47 PM]
Mirza: and apparently shit hit the fan
plum — 07/10/2019 10:47 PM
Vic: the only other thing i can think of happening to that level is like
[10:47 PM]
Vic: fuckface kaynor coming back
peach — 07/10/2019 10:47 PM
Pari THE GREAT: he is def not
[10:47 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: hes not even on my shitlist hes on my kill list
plum — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Vic: well then?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Pari THE GREAT: hes on kyros's kill list
[10:48 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: idk dude maybe it was SIMONA
plum — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Vic: pari actually
peach — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Pari THE GREAT: that bitch is nuts
plum — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Vic: simonas been locked up in a room w tas i told you
peach — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Pari THE GREAT: well maybe she had time to get out and nag sparrow
plum — 07/10/2019 10:48 PM
Feo: I mean she could have taken a break
[10:49 PM]
Vic: i mean fair but my bets still on sol
[10:49 PM]
Vic: pari you dont think you could like
[10:49 PM]
Vic: tap into the royal grapevine
[10:49 PM]
Vic: find out if anyone saw anything?
[10:50 PM]
Feo: What are you talking about??
[10:50 PM]
Vic: like idk text someone
peach — 07/10/2019 10:50 PM
Pari THE GREAT: lol like we have an underground network or sum shit
[10:50 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: im on it
plum — 07/10/2019 10:50 PM
Vic: yea fr im like dont pretend i know u do
[10:50 PM]
Vic: ugh my stupid phones almost out of battery im at 12%
peach — 07/10/2019 10:51 PM
Pari THE GREAT: charge it
[10:51 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: sent out a mass text
[10:51 PM]
Pari THE GREAT: someone will reply to me
plum — 07/10/2019 10:51 PM
Vic: im on a bus remember
peach — 07/10/2019 10:51 PM
Pari THE GREAT: no one leaves me on read
plum — 07/10/2019 10:51 PM
Feo: What did you put in the text?
peach — 07/10/2019 10:51 PM
Mirza: why are you on a bus?
plum — 07/10/2019 10:51 PM
Feo: Please don't tell me you namedropped her
[10:52 PM]
Vic: water polo tournament? that was this weekend
peach — 07/10/2019 10:52 PM
Pari THE GREAT: "any gossip today??? I'm literally DYING of boredom and need something juicy to keep me up"
[10:52 PM]
Mirza: o ya
[10:52 PM]
Mirza: go team
[10:52 PM]
Mirza: did you win?
plum — 07/10/2019 10:53 PM
Vic: 2nd it was ok
[10:53 PM]
Vic: got elbowed in the face
[10:53 PM]
Vic: nose bled a little
peach — 07/10/2019 10:53 PM
Mirza: ouch
[10:53 PM]
Mirza: didn't even get first place for it
[10:53 PM]
Mirza: sucks
plum — 07/10/2019 10:53 PM
Vic: was kinda badass look but stupid reason
peach — 07/10/2019 10:53 PM
Pari THE GREAT: lol do u have a black eye
plum — 07/10/2019 10:53 PM
Vic: nah it wasnt that bad its not broken or anything
peach — 07/12/2019 11:01 PM
Pari THE GREAT: who's using fckng china that shit is lame
Pari THE GREAT: i only eat off of pure diamond plates
plum — 07/12/2019 11:01 PM
Vic: oh My god
peach — 07/12/2019 11:01 PM
Pari THE GREAT: and my forks are platinum
plum — 07/12/2019 11:02 PM
Feo: Diamond-coated platinum
Feo: For better piercing action
peach — 07/12/2019 11:02 PM
Pari THE GREAT: n my napkins are made of silk from extinct silkworms
plum — 07/12/2019 11:02 PM
Vic: thats messed up
peach — 07/12/2019 11:03 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i made them extinct so that no one else would have them
plum — 07/12/2019 11:04 PM
Vic: thats REAL messed up
Vic: did u personally murder the worms
Vic: wormicide
peach — 07/12/2019 11:04 PM
Pari THE GREAT: god no
Pari THE GREAT: u think im putting MY perfect nails in dirt??
plum — 07/12/2019 11:05 PM
Vic: sounds like something someone who committed wormicide would say
peach — 07/12/2019 11:05 PM
Pari THE GREAT: obvi got someone else to do it
Mirza: god why is uncle so busy
Mirza: i want an update
Mirza: this is probably the most drama we've had in months
Pari THE GREAT: uh kinda sucky drama tho miz???
Mirza: well yeah but still drama
Pari THE GREAT: vic this ^ is messed up not my wormicide >:(
plum — 07/12/2019 11:09 PM
Vic: the illness or w/e has to be related to the incident right
peach — 07/12/2019 11:09 PM
Mirza: eh you're interested too pari
plum — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Vic: so we can narrow it down to 1) serious enough to not say in passing and 2) related to some altercation w sol
peach — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Mirza: idk. i mean maybe??
Mirza: like what could it even be??
plum — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Vic: so either sol slapped her and it gave her cancer or sol slapped her bc she had cancer is what im getting from this
peach — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Pari THE GREAT: who had cancer. Sol or Sparrow?
plum — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Vic: sparrow
peach — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Mirza: maybe that's sol's kinesis
Mirza: slap cancer
plum — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Vic: oh fuck dude
peach — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Mirza: cancer slaps
plum — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Vic: dude we're fucked
peach — 07/12/2019 11:10 PM
Mirza: im only half kidding lol kinda nervous now
Pari THE GREAT: dont be idiots
Mirza: idk our family's fucked up too pari
plum — 07/12/2019 11:11 PM
Vic: ^
peach — 07/12/2019 11:11 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i mean none of us can give people cancer by slapping them sooooo
plum — 07/12/2019 11:11 PM
Vic: no offense but uh it wouldnt be the weirdest thing ive heard
peach — 07/12/2019 11:11 PM
Pari THE GREAT: what IS the weirdest thing you've heard
plum — 07/12/2019 11:11 PM
Vic: mmm
peach — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Pari THE GREAT: im p sure princess lyxmi can brainwash ppl by having sex w them
plum — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Vic: like poison ivy
peach — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i mean look at cyrano lol
plum — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Vic: that's kinda sick
peach — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Pari THE GREAT: we should call her that from now on
plum — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Vic: in both meanings of the word
peach — 07/12/2019 11:12 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ya v useful tbh
Mirza: idk i like them
plum — 07/12/2019 11:13 PM
Vic: i honestly have zero opinion about them
peach — 07/12/2019 11:13 PM
Mirza: sozi and zuri are nice and not small hurricanes of chaos
Mirza: like some other specific small children that run around the palace
plum — 07/12/2019 11:13 PM
Feo: I would defend my sister but you're not wrong
peach — 07/12/2019 11:13 PM
Pari THE GREAT: one of those kids is so sassy tho. i can't tell which one lol
Pari THE GREAT: and ya i guess it's fine. remember when they were in the nursery w us? I remember sergei helped cyrano pick kyros up
Pari THE GREAT: and kyros bit him
Mirza: sounds like kyros
plum — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Vic: lmao i do not remember that but it tracks
peach — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ya u were probs not even born by then actually haha
Pari THE GREAT: YOU LITTLE BABY
plum — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Vic: 🖕
peach — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Pari THE GREAT: YOU LITTLE STINKER
plum — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Vic: 👅
peach — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Pari THE GREAT: go cry for ur mommy u baby
plum — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Vic: ok this is getting weird
peach — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Mirza: ya it sounds weird i was about to say
plum — 07/12/2019 11:15 PM
Vic: id advise u to stop
peach — 07/12/2019 11:16 PM
Pari THE GREAT: why are u gonna start crying
Pari THE GREAT: baby
Pari THE GREAT: small stinky baby
plum — 07/12/2019 11:16 PM
Vic: ay i created this group dont make me kick u
Vic: im the princess here
peach — 07/12/2019 11:16 PM
Mirza: pari wtf is wrong with you lmao
Pari THE GREAT: u can take my crown when im dead
Pari THE GREAT: ok i drank something buzzy bc i was stressed idk
Pari THE GREAT: tasted fine w/e i just needed to chill
plum — 07/12/2019 11:17 PM
Vic: pari what did you DRINK
peach — 07/12/2019 11:17 PM
Pari THE GREAT: dk
Pari THE GREAT: ok but
Pari THE GREAT: i actually have an unrelated question
Pari THE GREAT: mmm
Pari THE GREAT: so what is up
Pari THE GREAT: w vampires
Pari THE GREAT: bc they like blood right
Pari THE GREAT: so
Pari THE GREAT: what hpaens
plum — 07/12/2019 11:18 PM
Vic: do not like where this is going
peach — 07/12/2019 11:18 PM
Pari THE GREAT: well
Pari THE GREAT: sue me for being curious
Pari THE GREAT: but ya what happnes when a vampire x normal person and
Pari THE GREAT: periods???????????????????
plum — 07/12/2019 11:19 PM
Vic: nope
[Pari THE GREAT has been removed from the group.]
Feo: Vic lmao
peach — 07/12/2019 11:20 PM
Mirza:
Image
plum — 07/12/2019 11:20 PM
Vic: fine its boring without her
[Vic has added Pari THE GREAT to the group.]
peach — 07/12/2019 11:20 PM
Pari THE GREAT: fk u
Pari THE GREAT: hey feo
Pari THE GREAT: ask rommer
peach — 07/12/2019 11:37 PM
Pari THE GREAT: i think he's dead
plum — 07/12/2019 11:41 PM
Feo: I'm not there anymore
peach — 07/12/2019 11:42 PM
Pari THE GREAT: coward
plum — 07/12/2019 11:46 PM
Feo: ???
peach — 07/12/2019 11:48 PM
Pari THE GREAT: ur just dtying to get outta sking him
plum — 07/12/2019 11:49 PM
Feo: No really he went back in to her room and we had to go
peach — 07/12/2019 11:49 PM
Pari THE GREAT: >:(
Pari THE GREAT: i jsut wanna knowwww
peach — 07/13/2019 3:13 AM
Pari THE GREAT: btwd
Pari THE GREAT: kyrso said ingoer a said no
Pari THE GREAT: nono talk 2 sparow
plum — 07/13/2019 3:13 AM
Vic: miz shes not alone is she
peach — 07/13/2019 3:14 AM
Mirza: no im in her room too
Mirza: god it's worse than taking care of a toddler
Mirza: give me vera and illy any day
Mirza: scratch that
Mirza: maybe just vera
peach — 07/15/2019 12:14 AM
Pari THE GREAT: MOJISOLA MORE LIKE MOJ-EBOLA GOD HOW DID I MESS THAT UP SO BAD
Pari THE GREAT: WHY DID I JUMP STRAIGHT TO E COLI GOD DAMN IT
peach — 08/07/2019 12:31 AM
[A direct chat between Sparrow and Kyros.]
plum — 08/07/2019 12:31 AM
——-
Kyros: Do you want me there to back you up?
peach — 08/07/2019 12:32 AM
Sparrow: that would be
Sparrow: good
plum — 08/07/2019 12:32 AM
Kyros: Yeah, I’ll come. For Pari especially. I don’t know how she’s gonna take it
peach — 08/07/2019 12:32 AM
Sparrow: I wanted to tell Pari, just the two of us
Sparrow: yeah
Sparrow: I chickened out
Sparrow: lol these past 24 hrs have been a fucking nightmare but this is going to be the scariest thing I've had to do all day
Sparrow: hahaha
plum — 08/07/2019 12:33 AM
Kyros: Honestly she’ll probably just be pissed at first because I found out before she did
Kyros: No, don’t worry about it, really. I’ll keep her under control
peach — 08/07/2019 12:34 AM
Sparrow: thank you
peach — 08/07/2019 1:03 AM
Sparrow: oh good
Sparrow: great. She's hungover
plum — 08/07/2019 1:04 AM
Kyros: It’ll be fine, trust me
plum — 05/06/2020 9:17 PM